California chicken on white, steamed vegetables and ice tea please
Better ask the chef : Cookie !
Cookie arrives, he's a grumpy guy with a chip on his shoulder. It is made of chocolate.
Cookie : Yo, what's happenin.
Any Californian Chicken ?
Cookie : Nope. Will Yukon Chicken do ? Other than that we have some leghorn pullets from Area 5.1
Area 5.1 ?
Cookie : The threat was downgraded.
Oh yes, the leg pulls from Area 5.1
Cookie : Yup.
He wants the chicken on white.
Cookie : We have all color plates. White is fine.
I think he meant bread.
Cookie : Plate, bread it's the same price either way. This is a class action joint you know ...
Class action ?
Cookie : No one's died since last time. Honest.
Do you have any steamed vegetables ?
Cookie : Vegetables ?
Well, neither animal nor mineral I guess.
Cookie : We have lintels, pompkins, carottes, hasbeans, pees and potoftoes.
You mean lentils ?
Cookie : No lintels. They support a good diet you know.
Pompkins ?
Cookie : They are for formal occasions.
Carottes ?
Cookie : They really cut into the palate.
Hasbeans ?
Cookie : Not as fresh, they've seen better days.
Pees ?
Cookie : You should give them a chance.
Potoftoes ?
Cookie : Yeah pot-of-toes. As it sounds. They're boiling now. Listen egghead, will I serve these or not ?
OK. OK. Is there any ice tea ?
Cookie : Depends.
Depends on what ?
Cookie : Whether we have any ice and tea of course ! Are you stupid or somethin ?
Refrain with apologies to Peter, Paul and Mary :
Lemon tree very pretty and the lemon flower is sweet
But the highway patrol hid behind it and booked me cos I was too fleet
Lemon tree very pretty and the lemon flower is sweet
But the fruits of radar research make it impossible to cheat
Cheers, Mike.
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...
... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal
You iz invaded, resistance is
)
You iz invaded, resistance is futile .....
Any beer going?
Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)
Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now
Didn't get a chance to nab
)
Didn't get a chance to nab some from Rocky's :(
Annie minion :)
Einstein@Home Verified Contributor (I think?)
Wot? No beer?
)
Wot? No beer?
Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)
Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now
*raises glass of water* To
)
*raises glass of water* To the pub with no beer! Cheers :)
Annie minion :)
Einstein@Home Verified Contributor (I think?)
As W.C. Fields said "Don't
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As W.C. Fields said "Don't drink water, that's the stuff that rusts pipes!".
Cheers :-)
Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)
Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now
Eat, drink and be merry. For
)
Eat, drink and be merry. For tomorrow is a work day. Cheers :)
Annie minion :)
Einstein@Home Verified Contributor (I think?)
RE: California chicken on
)
Better ask the chef : Cookie !
Cookie arrives, he's a grumpy guy with a chip on his shoulder. It is made of chocolate.
Cookie : Yo, what's happenin.
Any Californian Chicken ?
Cookie : Nope. Will Yukon Chicken do ? Other than that we have some leghorn pullets from Area 5.1
Area 5.1 ?
Cookie : The threat was downgraded.
Oh yes, the leg pulls from Area 5.1
Cookie : Yup.
He wants the chicken on white.
Cookie : We have all color plates. White is fine.
I think he meant bread.
Cookie : Plate, bread it's the same price either way. This is a class action joint you know ...
Class action ?
Cookie : No one's died since last time. Honest.
Do you have any steamed vegetables ?
Cookie : Vegetables ?
Well, neither animal nor mineral I guess.
Cookie : We have lintels, pompkins, carottes, hasbeans, pees and potoftoes.
You mean lentils ?
Cookie : No lintels. They support a good diet you know.
Pompkins ?
Cookie : They are for formal occasions.
Carottes ?
Cookie : They really cut into the palate.
Hasbeans ?
Cookie : Not as fresh, they've seen better days.
Pees ?
Cookie : You should give them a chance.
Potoftoes ?
Cookie : Yeah pot-of-toes. As it sounds. They're boiling now. Listen egghead, will I serve these or not ?
OK. OK. Is there any ice tea ?
Cookie : Depends.
Depends on what ?
Cookie : Whether we have any ice and tea of course ! Are you stupid or somethin ?
Refrain with apologies to Peter, Paul and Mary :
Lemon tree very pretty and the lemon flower is sweet
But the highway patrol hid behind it and booked me cos I was too fleet
Lemon tree very pretty and the lemon flower is sweet
But the fruits of radar research make it impossible to cheat
Cheers, Mike.
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...
... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal
No offense to Cookie but I'll
)
No offense to Cookie but I'll skip the fugu dish.
Annie minion :)
Einstein@Home Verified Contributor (I think?)
Good thing there was pie...
)
Good thing there was pie... ;)
Mmmm, meat and potatoes... :)
)
Mmmm, meat and potatoes... :)
Annie minion :)
Einstein@Home Verified Contributor (I think?)