His father sitting at a table with a stopwatch. Dad writes down the time when the boy enters. He says : "Finally ... I've been down here for weeks!" and then resumes writing a book with the title "The Attraction Of Prohibition". It's tough growing up in a house where Dad is a psychiatrist.
OR
His mother sitting at a table with a stopwatch. She writes down the time when the boy enters. She says : "Thought I was down the street, eh?" and then resumes writing a book with the title "The Attraction Of Prohibition". It's tough growing up in a house where Mum is a psychiatrist.
OR
Both parents sitting at a table with a stopwatch. Dad writes down the time when the boy enters and Mum resumes writing a book with the title "How To Grow a Psychopath". It's tough growing up in a house where both parents are psychiatrists.
Cheers, Mike.
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...
... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal
We had a delivery of these to help us while away the time whilst listening for little green people in "the other place"...
Thought some here might be nice too :) Probably best you don't jiggle the eyes about until after you've emptied the bottles though folks... this is the voice of experience talking here...
you can jiggle your own eyes about whenever you wish though :)
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Best drink I ever had was a triple shot called a 'B-52'. I had this in Vietnam at a nice beach bar near Hoi An, looking out into a magnificent rowdy sea storm. So the top layer of the drink - some clear flammable liquid - was set on fire briefly before I drank it. It was listed on the cocktail menu as a Flaming B-52. A nice local touch there. Though I still have to refer to my wife for information as regards any events for the remainder of that day. She tells me that was the only drink I'd had that day .... so don't do that at home folks. As my Uncle Benny The Inmate used to say : Be sure to always go out of jurisdiction laddie. :-)
Aside : So a 'BT engineer' is some species of troll or orc is it ? You know, evil incarnate .... born underground ... later emerges into the sunlight ... to wreak havoc upon kind & innocent surface dwellers ... eternal plague of the righteous etc ?
Cheers, Mike.
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...
... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal
Aside : So a 'BT engineer' is some species of troll or orc is it ? You know, evil incarnate .... born underground ... later emerges into the sunlight ... to wreak havoc upon kind & innocent surface dwellers ... eternal plague of the righteous etc ?
Cheers, Mike.
By Annie's reckoning, your description is polite. Her adventures with them are epic at Seti. (She's not the only one, either. And Scott's not too fond of the AT&T subspecies right now.)
David
Miserable old git
Patiently waiting for the asteroid with my name on it.
Aside : So a 'BT engineer' is some species of troll or orc is it ? You know, evil incarnate .... born underground ... later emerges into the sunlight ... to wreak havoc upon kind & innocent surface dwellers ... eternal plague of the righteous etc ?
[Frances Urquhart voice on]
You might very well think that, but I couldn't possibly comment!
[Frances Urquhart voice off]
Wikipedia - BT Engineer
A rapidly declining species once indigenous to the British Isles, and rapidly dying out particularly in parts of London. Zoologists disagree as to the cause, but some rumours abound of the few survivors found staggering the streets with wild eyes and 3 foot beards, asking what year it is.
Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)
Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now
He saw the cellar. And he
)
He saw the cellar. And he shouldn't've *pause to analyse preponderance of apostrophes* because he wasn't meant to. :)
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His father sitting at a table
)
His father sitting at a table with a stopwatch. Dad writes down the time when the boy enters. He says : "Finally ... I've been down here for weeks!" and then resumes writing a book with the title "The Attraction Of Prohibition". It's tough growing up in a house where Dad is a psychiatrist.
OR
His mother sitting at a table with a stopwatch. She writes down the time when the boy enters. She says : "Thought I was down the street, eh?" and then resumes writing a book with the title "The Attraction Of Prohibition". It's tough growing up in a house where Mum is a psychiatrist.
OR
Both parents sitting at a table with a stopwatch. Dad writes down the time when the boy enters and Mum resumes writing a book with the title "How To Grow a Psychopath". It's tough growing up in a house where both parents are psychiatrists.
Cheers, Mike.
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...
... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal
He saw that his mother was a
)
He saw that his mother was a liar.
Because he was so naughty,
)
Because he was so naughty, his mother kept him in the cellar. So when he opened the cellar door he saw the hallway and the front door to freedom.
Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)
Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now
RE: Because he was so
)
Ohhh. Well... if you'd SAID he grew up to be a BT engineer I might have got it...
:))))
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ROTFLMAO Good one, touche
)
ROTFLMAO Good one, touche :-))
Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)
Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now
We had a delivery of these to
)
We had a delivery of these to help us while away the time whilst listening for little green people in "the other place"...
Thought some here might be nice too :) Probably best you don't jiggle the eyes about until after you've emptied the bottles though folks... this is the voice of experience talking here...
you can jiggle your own eyes about whenever you wish though :)
Please wait here. Further instructions could pile up at any time. Thank you.
Best drink I ever had was a
)
Best drink I ever had was a triple shot called a 'B-52'. I had this in Vietnam at a nice beach bar near Hoi An, looking out into a magnificent rowdy sea storm. So the top layer of the drink - some clear flammable liquid - was set on fire briefly before I drank it. It was listed on the cocktail menu as a Flaming B-52. A nice local touch there. Though I still have to refer to my wife for information as regards any events for the remainder of that day. She tells me that was the only drink I'd had that day .... so don't do that at home folks. As my Uncle Benny The Inmate used to say : Be sure to always go out of jurisdiction laddie. :-)
Aside : So a 'BT engineer' is some species of troll or orc is it ? You know, evil incarnate .... born underground ... later emerges into the sunlight ... to wreak havoc upon kind & innocent surface dwellers ... eternal plague of the righteous etc ?
Cheers, Mike.
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...
... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal
RE: Aside : So a 'BT
)
By Annie's reckoning, your description is polite. Her adventures with them are epic at Seti. (She's not the only one, either. And Scott's not too fond of the AT&T subspecies right now.)
David
Miserable old git
Patiently waiting for the asteroid with my name on it.
RE: Aside : So a 'BT
)
[Frances Urquhart voice on]
You might very well think that, but I couldn't possibly comment!
[Frances Urquhart voice off]
Wikipedia - BT Engineer
A rapidly declining species once indigenous to the British Isles, and rapidly dying out particularly in parts of London. Zoologists disagree as to the cause, but some rumours abound of the few survivors found staggering the streets with wild eyes and 3 foot beards, asking what year it is.
Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)
Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now