Little Johnny was practicing the violin in the living room while his Uncle was trying to read in the den.
The family dog was lying in the den, and as the screeching sounds of little Johnny's violin reached his ears, he began to howl loudly.
His uncle listened to the dog and the violin as long as he could.
Then he jumped up, slammed his paper to the floor and yelled above the noise, "For hells sake, Johnny, can't you play something this damn dog doesn't know?"
"Send someone over quickly!" the old woman screamed into the phone. "Two naked men are climbing up toward my bedroom window."
"This is the fire department, lady," the voice replied. "I'll have to transfer you to the police department."
"No, it's you I want," she yelled. "They need a taller ladder!"
A couple was driving down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the wife asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
While attending a marriage
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While attending a marriage seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor...
"It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."
He addressed the men, "Can you describe your wife's favourite flower?"
Tom, smiling but looking a little nervous, leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered....
"It's self-raising, isn't it?"
Little Johnny was practicing
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Little Johnny was practicing the violin in the living room while his Uncle was trying to read in the den.
The family dog was lying in the den, and as the screeching sounds of little Johnny's violin reached his ears, he began to howl loudly.
His uncle listened to the dog and the violin as long as he could.
Then he jumped up, slammed his paper to the floor and yelled above the noise, "For hells sake, Johnny, can't you play something this damn dog doesn't know?"
"Send someone over quickly!" the old woman screamed into the phone. "Two naked men are climbing up toward my bedroom window."
"This is the fire department, lady," the voice replied. "I'll have to transfer you to the police department."
"No, it's you I want," she yelled. "They need a taller ladder!"
A couple was driving down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the wife asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the husband replied, "in-laws."