I read a story later that said on the route to Yogi Berra's home there was a fork in the road. It didn't matter if you took the left or right fork. Both would lead you to Yogi's house.
;)
37. It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility.
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My favorite memory from
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My favorite memory from childhood is:
Having all that energy
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And optimism?
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And optimism?
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Tom M wrote: And
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Yeah, talk about a downer...
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optimism these days is
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optimism these days is elusive. at least for me. but you gotta keep on keepin on.
I visited my Dental Hygienist
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I visited my Dental Hygienist yesterday.
Afterward, I had numbling to say.
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I've got a new job as a
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I've got a new job as a guillotine operator - I'll beheading there shortly.
Richard
Kavanagh wrote: I've got a
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Do you think your new job will cause you to suffer from separation anxiety? ;)
Tom M
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Tom M wrote: Kavanagh
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No, his biggest concern is running out of wicker baskets!
Cheers,
Gary.
Sometimes context is
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Sometimes context is everything in Humor.
For instance Yogi Berra apparently once said: "When you come to a fork in the road, take it".
Now that sounds pretty funny.
I read a story later that said on the route to Yogi Berra's home there was a fork in the road. It didn't matter if you took the left or right fork. Both would lead you to Yogi's house.
;)
37. It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility.
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Anyone here like "Tom
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Anyone here like "Tom Swifty's"?
Something like "I just ran around the field", he said pantingly.
Or
"I just can't catch my breath after having Covid-19", he said gasping.
Tom M
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