Ah well you see, on this island bananas come pre-packaged in a protective covering, so they remain fresh until the end user chooses to eat them
That's to stop them chatting to other bunches on the shelves via chemical means, Chris :) you know... about how cold it us and how homesick they are that there's nothing left for them but to get all spotty and go BLEUCH.
I totally missed it!
My eyes invisibled it too, Jonathan - I think I was in denial...
*blink sympathetically at Mike* You took the disappointment very well, Mike... no tranquiliser darts needed or anything! :) Well done!
Congratulations on the win, Gary :)
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I cried inside. But I'm brave. Sniff. I'll get my chance One Day.
Background pathos string ensemble as per Chaplin in The Little Tramp, launching into full instrumental for Somewhere Over The Rainbow as Judy Garland comes into view looking hopefully toward the sky while clutching chest. Clouds part so that a beam of sunlight strikes her golden hair and ....... Aha ! Door slams open as three red-robed figures run in. No one expects the .....
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...
... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal
*drown out racket coming from Australia with a bit of thread maintenance*
I've realised that there is an "us" instead of an "is" and also ... whilst combing for clues, that I'd left out an "ache" too. That was in one of my earlier posts, except it wasn't because I'd left it out.
*leave - leaving vacuum cleaner running*
;)
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*frost eyelids at half mast* They'd have to run me over. The last time anyone in uniform tried to stop me it was with those long things they like to hit you with so you get to dribble on the ground whilst seeing stars. I expect I've mentioned it before, but it was the day of my final exam, which I'd sat down to write, wrote my name upon, read through, saw I'd have no problem passing, and realised that for the rest of my life, I'd be a Certified Chartered Accountant, which is why I walked out instead and joined the anti-apartheid protest going on outside on the Wits's campus :) A dabble with gymnastics and being a pretty mean sprinter meant they didn't make me dribble or see stars :) which allowed me to go home and be accused of having a nervous breakdown decades before there was any real chance of doing so ;)
edit: although I believe the term that was used was "mad"
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I totally missed it! You
I totally missed it!
You indeed got it right Gary!
Sorry for that, Gary got it completely right! My bad.
Congrats Gary!
Talk amongst yourselves until
Mumble mumble wibble, can't get the staff these days, wibble mumble ......
Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)
Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now
Ah well you see, on this
That's to stop them chatting to other bunches on the shelves via chemical means, Chris :) you know... about how cold it us and how homesick they are that there's nothing left for them but to get all spotty and go BLEUCH.
My eyes invisibled it too, Jonathan - I think I was in denial...
*blink sympathetically at Mike* You took the disappointment very well, Mike... no tranquiliser darts needed or anything! :) Well done!
Congratulations on the win, Gary :)
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anniet wrote:You took the
I cried inside. But I'm brave. Sniff. I'll get my chance One Day.
Background pathos string ensemble as per Chaplin in The Little Tramp, launching into full instrumental for Somewhere Over The Rainbow as Judy Garland comes into view looking hopefully toward the sky while clutching chest. Clouds part so that a beam of sunlight strikes her golden hair and ....... Aha ! Door slams open as three red-robed figures run in. No one expects the .....
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...
... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal
*drown our racket coming from
*drown out racket coming from Australia with a bit of thread maintenance*
I've realised that there is an "us" instead of an "is" and also ... whilst combing for clues, that I'd left out an "ache" too. That was in one of my earlier posts, except it wasn't because I'd left it out.
*leave - leaving vacuum cleaner running*
;)
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"That's Brahms Third Racket,
"Racket ? That's Brahms. Brahms Third Racket !" [Basil Fawlty]
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...
... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal
:)))))))))
:)))))))))
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Aha ! Door slams open as
Spanish inquisition!!!
*leave - leaving vacuum cleaner running*
Stop that woman!!!
Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)
Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now
Ohw behold the next TLPTPW!
Ohw behold the next TLPTPW!
Or not yet. Waiting impatiently!
Stop that woman!!!*frost
*frost eyelids at half mast* They'd have to run me over. The last time anyone in uniform tried to stop me it was with those long things they like to hit you with so you get to dribble on the ground whilst seeing stars. I expect I've mentioned it before, but it was the day of my final exam, which I'd sat down to write, wrote my name upon, read through, saw I'd have no problem passing, and realised that for the rest of my life, I'd be a Certified Chartered Accountant, which is why I walked out instead and joined the anti-apartheid protest going on outside on the Wits's campus :) A dabble with gymnastics and being a pretty mean sprinter meant they didn't make me dribble or see stars :) which allowed me to go home and be accused of having a nervous breakdown decades before there was any real chance of doing so ;)
edit: although I believe the term that was used was "mad"
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