Well done Kathryn. A random affair, huh ? Make us laugh ? I'll throw my hat in the ring :
Two guys walk into a pub.
They order a pint each. They wait a while.
One says to the other : "Where's our third guy? We can't start the joke without him."
The other replies : "Sorry. I didn't tell you. He texted me to say he was held up in a shaggy dog joke."
boom boom
Cheers, Mike.
( edit ) Possible cultural issue here : a 'shaggy dog joke' is a generic term for one rather long in the telling, taking maybe 15 minutes to reach a punchline, which means it is typically not funny especially as the listener has forgotten the start of the joke by then, which is crucial as the usual comedic structure relies on an ambiguous mismatch of terms, and so one forgets what needs to be compared in order to generate the mismatch, thus you now see how embarrassing it is to explain a joke & particularly if the explanation is longer than the original joke ......
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...
... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal
Congratulations on your
Congratulations on your victory, Kathryn. :-)
Since I don't know which post
OK, I'm game :-)
Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)
Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now
CONGRATS Kathryn!!!!!
CONGRATS Kathryn!!!!!
TimeLord04
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Congratulations on your
Congratulations on your victory, Kathryn.
I'm pretty sure I already know who will win...
The Last Person To Post.
Well done Kathryn. A random
Well done Kathryn. A random affair, huh ? Make us laugh ? I'll throw my hat in the ring :
Two guys walk into a pub.
They order a pint each. They wait a while.
One says to the other : "Where's our third guy? We can't start the joke without him."
The other replies : "Sorry. I didn't tell you. He texted me to say he was held up in a shaggy dog joke."
boom boom
Cheers, Mike.
( edit ) Possible cultural issue here : a 'shaggy dog joke' is a generic term for one rather long in the telling, taking maybe 15 minutes to reach a punchline, which means it is typically not funny especially as the listener has forgotten the start of the joke by then, which is crucial as the usual comedic structure relies on an ambiguous mismatch of terms, and so one forgets what needs to be compared in order to generate the mismatch, thus you now see how embarrassing it is to explain a joke & particularly if the explanation is longer than the original joke ......
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...
... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal
Self Defense Tip:If you are
Self Defense Tip:
If you are ever attacked by a group of Clowns ......
Go for the Juggler )
.
A horse walks into a
A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says:
"Hey, why the long face?"
...
Today is the start of the
Today is the start of the final year (the 29th) where I get to claim being 50-something
Ending a sentence with a
Ending a sentence with a preposition is nothing to be afraid of.
(No subject)
Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)
Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now