TLPTP - Make us laugh edition

JumpinJohnny
JumpinJohnny
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I used to be indecisive. Now

  • I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

 

  • I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.

 

  • When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

 

  • You're never too old to learn something stupid.

 

  • To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

 

  • Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

David S
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Test scheduled, but I'll be

Test scheduled, but I'll be without my scrip for a few days. It's not a critical one, though.

David

Miserable old git
Patiently waiting for the asteroid with my name on it.

mikey
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David S wrote:Test scheduled,

David S wrote:
Test scheduled, but I'll be without my scrip for a few days. It's not a critical one, though.

I have Kaiser in Northern Virginia and they do the same thing, they instituted a policy where the Dr gets his reviews held up the more pt's of theirs that don't do their routine tests, so the Dr's got it put in that they don't have to give you refills until you do the routine tests. Mine is pretty good and will tell me that this one is the last one without tests, or he will email me that I have to go get some test before he will refill it if I put it in electronically. The Dr's reviews affect their raises and bonuses, so they NEED us to do our tests. I'm guessing promotions too but we didn't discuss that part of it, my Dr and I TALK about stuff when I see him, he gets to know me and he gets to vent some of his frustrations on me. He knows I can't fix anything at Kaiser but we have come up with some ideas that he took back to the 'powers that be' and have gotten things changed for the better. Sometimes just a different outlook gives different ideas, some good some not so good.

Chris S
Chris S
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I quite like the W.C. Fields

I quite like the W.C. Fields quotes

"I quite like children, but I couldn't eat a whole one"

Mae West wasn't bad either

"It's not the men in my life that's important, it's the life in my men!"

 

 

 

Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)

Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now

KSMarksPsych
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I'm loving the giggles.  And

I'm loving the giggles.  And I'm winning.

Kathryn :o)

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MAGIC Quantum Mechanic
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But NOW the question is WHO

But NOW the question is WHO will win Super Bowl 51 aka LI ??? Cool

David S
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mikey wrote:David S

mikey wrote:
David S wrote:
Test scheduled, but I'll be without my scrip for a few days. It's not a critical one, though.

I have Kaiser in Northern Virginia and they do the same thing, they instituted a policy where the Dr gets his reviews held up the more pt's of theirs that don't do their routine tests, so the Dr's got it put in that they don't have to give you refills until you do the routine tests. Mine is pretty good and will tell me that this one is the last one without tests, or he will email me that I have to go get some test before he will refill it if I put it in electronically. The Dr's reviews affect their raises and bonuses, so they NEED us to do our tests. I'm guessing promotions too but we didn't discuss that part of it, my Dr and I TALK about stuff when I see him, he gets to know me and he gets to vent some of his frustrations on me. He knows I can't fix anything at Kaiser but we have come up with some ideas that he took back to the 'powers that be' and have gotten things changed for the better. Sometimes just a different outlook gives different ideas, some good some not so good.

This is nothing to do with all that crap. He did warn me when I got the last refill that I had to get the test and I didn't do anything until now.

But hey, Kathryn doesn't want to read a bunch of medical whining.

What did the chicken do after it crossed the road?

 

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Look around and say "Now why did I come here?"

David

Miserable old git
Patiently waiting for the asteroid with my name on it.

David S
David S
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mikey wrote:David S

mikey wrote:
David S wrote:
Test scheduled, but I'll be without my scrip for a few days. It's not a critical one, though.

I have Kaiser in Northern Virginia and they do the same thing, they instituted a policy where the Dr gets his reviews held up the more pt's of theirs that don't do their routine tests, so the Dr's got it put in that they don't have to give you refills until you do the routine tests. Mine is pretty good and will tell me that this one is the last one without tests, or he will email me that I have to go get some test before he will refill it if I put it in electronically. The Dr's reviews affect their raises and bonuses, so they NEED us to do our tests. I'm guessing promotions too but we didn't discuss that part of it, my Dr and I TALK about stuff when I see him, he gets to know me and he gets to vent some of his frustrations on me. He knows I can't fix anything at Kaiser but we have come up with some ideas that he took back to the 'powers that be' and have gotten things changed for the better. Sometimes just a different outlook gives different ideas, some good some not so good.

This is nothing to do with all that crap. He did warn me when I got the last refill that I had to get the test and I didn't do anything until now.

But hey, Kathryn doesn't want to read a bunch of medical whining.

What did the chicken do after it crossed the road?

 

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.

 

Look around and say "Now why did I come here?"

David

Miserable old git
Patiently waiting for the asteroid with my name on it.

JumpinJohnny
JumpinJohnny
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To steal ideas from one

  • To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

 

  • A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

 

  • How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

 

Mike Hewson
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Why did the duck cross the

Why did the duck cross the road ?

To see what the chicken was up to.

Why did the chicken cross back over the road ?

Well, he crossed over in the first instance to get away from the duck.

OK. So why did the duck come back across then ?

Because he thought the whole thing had been a misunderstanding. After discussion and reflection the chicken agreed. You see the chicken had thought the duck had said "go and get stuffed", when in fact the duck had said "I'm getting dandruff". The duck had a cold you see and kinda sneezed the words out. 

With the matter finally settled they went across the road properly ( or back-back across if you like ) and thence to the pond in the park. There was alot of spies in that day picking up and dropping secrets while pretending to feeds the birds. Pretty soon the duck and the chicken couldn't move for breadcrumbs.

The moral of the story is ?

Stay home if you have a cold, obviously. ...... and then this shaggy dog ran across the park .... BOOM BOOM ;-)

Cheers, Mike.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

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