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Tom M
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Kavanagh wrote: "Knives made

Kavanagh wrote:

"Knives made from frozen human faeces do not work" . Not not a joke but a report in the Journal of Archaeological Science.

I am not quite sure I give a s**t about that result?

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Anyone heard a good blond

Anyone heard a good blond joke lately?

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What do you get when your

What do you get when your cellphone takes two pictures in a row?

 

 

A "double-take"?

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Kavanagh wrote: "Knives made

Kavanagh wrote:

"Knives made from frozen human faeces do not work" . Not not a joke but a report in the Journal of Archaeological Science.

 

 

My youngest son is writing his thesis to get his Masters Degree in Archaeology and one of the things he had to do was make his own flint tools, a knife, an axe, arrow heads, a pointy thing, every kind of tool the American Indians would have used before they were introduced to metals or other materials in order to live their every day lives. He has made some arrow heads that are almost indistinguishable from the real thing, he said he had to make a defect in each one just in case they ended up in the wrong hands but wouldn't tell me what it was.

 

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https://www.facebook.com/1000

https://www.facebook.com/100064843322152/posts/882376540600449/?mibextid=rS40aB7S9Ucbxw6v

Another car in an unusual location joke. Somewhat like the Falcon resting in a tree I posted previously.

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Tom M
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Hmmm..... Make the point

Hmmm..... Make the point blunt?

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Tom M
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Just saw this on

Just saw this on Facebook.

"The Flat Earth Society has members all around the Globe".

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Tom M wrote: Just saw this

Tom M wrote:

Just saw this on Facebook.

"The Flat Earth Society has members all around the Globe".

LOL

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Two wind turbines in a

Two wind turbines in a field.
One says to the other: "What kind of music to you like?"
The other replies: "I'm a heavy metal fan."

Richard

Tom M
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Kavanagh wrote: Two wind

Kavanagh wrote:

Two wind turbines in a field.
One says to the other: "What kind of music to you like?"
The other replies: "I'm a heavy metal fan."

Oof!  Sound of gut punch.

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