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RandyC
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The girl screaming for a pony

The girl screaming for a pony eventually got a little hoarse.

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RandyC
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Should an iPhone charger be

Should an iPhone charger be considered Apple Juice?

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Tom M
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Excellent run of jokes. Thank

Excellent run of jokes. Thank you for starting off my Monday morning.

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Kavanagh
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I think I've hit the Jackpot

I think I've hit the Jackpot at the local boot fair. I've bought an old coffee table for 10 quid & I'm sure it was made by Van Gogh. I know this because there's a bit of veneer missing.

Richard

Tom M
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Astronomy is like, out of

Astronomy is like, out of this world!

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Tom M
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I asked Google for "a new

I asked Google for "a new limerick".

 

Here is what I got:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Limerick,_Maine

 

===edit===  I looked a little further.....

Fred Hornaday

I once wore a backpack and bellbottom pants.

I hoboed in Portugal, feasted in France.

Then made my way east like a Philistine priest,

and all I was sayin’

was give Greece a chance.

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Kavanagh
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Why did the vegan cross the

Why did the vegan cross the road?
To tell someone they're a vegan!

Richard

RandyC
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Kavanagh wrote: Why did the

Kavanagh wrote:

Why did the vegan cross the road?
To tell someone they're a vegan!

Illustrates quite nicely how veganism is a religion.

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Tom M
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Kavanagh wrote: Why did the

Kavanagh wrote:

Why did the vegan cross the road?
To tell someone they're a vegan!

Because they were mad at the road and wanted to get even?

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Gary Charpentier
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Tom M wrote: Kavanagh

Tom M wrote:

Kavanagh wrote:

Why did the vegan cross the road?
To tell someone they're a vegan!

Because they were mad at the road and wanted to get even?

Because they were on the odd number side?

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