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Kavanagh
Kavanagh
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Magician: "I can make

Magician: "I can make anything disappear."

Tom: holding a cup- “Do it to my tea!"

Magician: waves hand- "Done!"

om: holding a cup- "It didn't work."

Richard

Tom M
Tom M
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Its easy to be Wealthy.... 

Its easy to be Wealthy....   if your Rich.

 

 

In detail I am a Big Picture Person.

 

Your turn....

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)

Mike Hewson
Mike Hewson
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A witch says to a poor young

A witch says to a poor young man : "You may have one wish granted, but be very careful what you wish for ...."

Poor young man : "Easy. I wish I was rich!"

Witch : "So be it!" and snaps her fingers.

Poor young man : "I don't look or feel different and I still have no money!!"

Witch : "That is exactly right. I have changed the past so that you used to be rich. Did you not do grammar at school ?"

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

Tom M
Tom M
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Neat.

Neat.

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)

Kavanagh
Kavanagh
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Hired a handy man and gave

Hired a handy man and gave him a list. When I got home, only numbers 1, 3, & 5 had been done. Turns out, he only does odd jobs.

Richard

Mike Hewson
Mike Hewson
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I have a sure-fire method for

Playing the odds, huh ?

Now I have this sure-fire method for exiting a casino with a nice tidy pile of gold, fit for retirement and a life of leisure.

The trouble is that I must start with a rather larger pile of gold ....

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

Tom M
Tom M
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An Arachnid biologist is your

An Arachnid biologist is your very own "Spyder Man"?

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)

Kavanagh
Kavanagh
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I've lost control, I don't

I've lost control, I don't see an end, there's no escape. I don't even have a home anymore.
Time to buy a new keyboard.

 

Richard

Tom M
Tom M
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Kavanagh wrote: I've lost

Kavanagh wrote:

I've lost control, I don't see an end, there's no escape. I don't even have a home anymore.
Time to buy a new keyboard.

 

<grin>

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)

Kavanagh
Kavanagh
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On my first day in prison, my

On my first day in prison, my cell mate said to me...
"If you ever come close to me, I'll skin you alive. Touch me when we're sleeping, and you're dead. You hear me? Don't even talk to me, either."

"Great." I thought, "First day in here and I'm already married."

Richard

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