I’ve mixed emotions about recent developments. I’ve 60 years of a peaceful devoted marriage where my wife’s only request was that I never ask her about or open a shoe box of hers in the closet. But now her doctor suggests we put her affairs in order. My wife told me to bring over to her that shoebox because it was appropriate I learn what it held. It surprised me there was over $100,000 of cash and two crocheted dolls inside. I asked her about it and she patiently explained how when we got married her grandmother told her a secret for a happy marriage. My wife said: “Grandma recommended that if I get angry with you to just not say anything about it and go crochet a doll.” Looking at those two little dolls I was moved to tears that in all our years together she’d only been angry with me twice. When I got myself under control I said to her: “Now I know about the dolls where did all that money come from?” I’ve got mixed emotions since my wife told me this: “Silly, that’s the money I made from selling crocheted dolls.”
Career paths. From the "Good
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Career paths. From the "Good Humor man" to Comedian.
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Why does a "Wide Receivers"
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Why does a "Wide Receivers" coach need to be a top nutritionist?
To help those Wide Receivers to slim down.....
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M R DUCKSM R NOTO S M
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M R DUCKS
M R NOT
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C D WINGS
C D FEET
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M R DUCKS
It helps if you say the above with a hillbilly accent!
Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.
Back when I was first
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Back when I was first training to be a Big truck Driver the following joke was making the rounds.
"Did you hear about the John Wayne Paper Company?"
"It's rough. Tough. And won't take s**t off anybody."
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)
I’ve mixed emotions about
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I’ve mixed emotions about recent developments. I’ve 60 years of a peaceful devoted marriage where my wife’s only request was that I never ask her about or open a shoe box of hers in the closet. But now her doctor suggests we put her affairs in order. My wife told me to bring over to her that shoebox because it was appropriate I learn what it held. It surprised me there was over $100,000 of cash and two crocheted dolls inside. I asked her about it and she patiently explained how when we got married her grandmother told her a secret for a happy marriage. My wife said: “Grandma recommended that if I get angry with you to just not say anything about it and go crochet a doll.” Looking at those two little dolls I was moved to tears that in all our years together she’d only been angry with me twice. When I got myself under control I said to her: “Now I know about the dolls where did all that money come from?” I’ve got mixed emotions since my wife told me this: “Silly, that’s the money I made from selling crocheted dolls.”
Ouch!! That is a GOOD one!
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Ouch!! That is a GOOD one! LOL
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Gary Charpentier
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AH! Oh my!
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After a lot of deliberation I
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After a lot of deliberation I have decided to give dry January a go.
Richard
Kavanagh wrote: After a lot
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I can drink to that!
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A tanker carrying red paint
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A tanker carrying red paint has collided with a tanker carrying blue paint.
Over 500 sailors have been marooned.
Richard