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Kavanagh
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I accidentally drank a bottle

I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink earlier.

I'm at the hospital now, waiting to be seen.

 

Richard

Tom M
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Kavanagh wrote: I

Kavanagh wrote:

I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink earlier.

I'm at the hospital now, waiting to be seen.

 

Eek, is anybody there,?  :)

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Kavanagh
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A big black bear burst

A big black bear burst through the batwing doors of the Battered Bison Bar in Banff. Barging to the bar he bellows “A big bottle of brown bitter beer, barmaid”. “We don't sell bottles of brown beer to bears here in the Butchered Buffalo Bar here in Banff”. So the big brown bear picked up the barmaid and ate her.

“Barman get me a big bottle of beer” beclaims the bear spitting out a bone or two.

“We don't serve druggies” says the barman.

“Eh?” says the baffled bear.

“That was the bar-bit-u-(r)-ate”.

Richard

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I could bearly stand it.

I could bearly stand it.

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Kavanagh
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The best way to put off

The best way to put off trick-or-treaters is to answer the door stark naked which I'm doing now.

Here are the first ones - dressed up as policemen.

Richard

Tom M
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Kavanagh wrote: The best way

Kavanagh wrote:

The best way to put off trick-or-treaters is to answer the door stark naked which I'm doing now.

Here are the first ones - dressed up as policemen.

HA!

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Tom M
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I would dearly love to see

I would dearly love to see the "Donald Trump Reality TV Show" become a ratings flop :)

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Tom M
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Money is a powerful

Money is a powerful Aphrodisiac!

 

 

 

But Flowers work almost as well.

 

 

"Notebooks of Lazarus Long" (RA Heinlein).

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The latest "Inflation

The latest "Inflation Diet".

 

 

Pay more for Less.

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Tom M
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Boomer

Boomer Humor?

I'm 73 years old.  And I am still working!

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I wonder why I thought that was funny???

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