I hurt my arm this morning and had to go to hospital for an x-ray,
as I was sitting waiting to be seen, the lad next to me says," Fair fae yer honest sonsieface! Great chieftain o' the puddin race!!"
I was like, eh?!?!.,
I turned my head round to the the lady sat on my other side, she said, " ! Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie, O, what a panic's in thy breastie!"
I grabbed the next doc walking past I said, "here mate is this the psychiatric ward?"
Thank you for a great
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Thank you for a great kickstart on Saturday!!!
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I don't get near enough
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I don't get near enough credit in life for all the things I manage not to say.
Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.
So, another technological
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So, another technological advance coming to a philosophical computer near you? "Proving a negative".....
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The budgie broke his leg
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His face lit up when he tried to walk with them.
Richard
More "matchless" humor
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More "matchless" humor
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Ouch!
As I get older, I wonder a
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As I get older, I wonder a lot.
Sooner or later it's going to trigger a "silver alert".
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Why is Indiana Jones
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Why is Indiana Jones depressed so much?
He's an archeologist... his life is in ruins.
Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.
My wife said, "You really
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My wife said, "You really have no sense of direction, do you?"
I said, "Where'd that come from?"
Ideas are not fixed, nor should they be; we live in model-dependent reality.
I hurt my arm this morning
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I hurt my arm this morning and had to go to hospital for an x-ray,
as I was sitting waiting to be seen, the lad next to me says," Fair fae yer honest sonsieface! Great chieftain o' the puddin race!!"
I was like, eh?!?!.,
I turned my head round to the the lady sat on my other side, she said, " ! Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie, O, what a panic's in thy breastie!"
I grabbed the next doc walking past I said, "here mate is this the psychiatric ward?"
He says," no this is the Burns unit" !
(Only a couple of days late.)
Richard
A wort winning humor,
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A wort winning humor,
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Ouch!