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Kavanagh
Kavanagh
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I've bought my wife an

I've bought my wife an artificial leg for Christmas…
it's not her main present - it's just a stocking filler!

Richard

Tom M
Tom M
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Oof...

Oof...

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Gary Roberts
Gary Roberts
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Kavanagh wrote:I've bought my

Kavanagh wrote:
I've bought my wife an artificial leg ...

I guess, "You don't have a leg to stand on!" won't cut it anymore?

 

Cheers,
Gary.

Tom M
Tom M
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A line of Rabbits all take a

A line of Rabbits all take a step back.

 

What have you got?

 

A receding hare line.

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Tom M
Tom M
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A Rabbit looses his temper

A Rabbit looses his temper and starts behaving evilly for the day.

 

What you got?

 

A bad hare day.

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Tom M
Tom M
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Why is a hare more "agile"

Why is a hare more "agile" than a tortoise?

That is because the hare "sprints" faster than the tortoise.

 

 

 

 

Joke context. See agile software development terminalology (sp).

 

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RandyC
RandyC
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How much did the pirate pay

How much did the pirate pay to have each of his ears pierced?

 

 

A buck-an-ear!

Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.

Tom M
Tom M
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I have been counterpunched!

I have been counterpunched!

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Kavanagh
Kavanagh
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At this time of year, as the

At this time of year, as the family gathers, we raise our glasses to Mum, up there, looking down on us…

We really must get that stairlift fixed!

Richard

Tom M
Tom M
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A true Christmas Eve

A true Christmas Eve story.

 

Arthritis.

 

 

 

 

The gift that keeps in Giving.

 

 

Had a flare up this afternoon that the usual pain reliever didn't. 

 

 

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