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Tom M
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You do understand that

You do understand that Australia is predicted to become a POWERHOUSE?

 

 

 

 

 

It is said, "The South will rise again."

 

 

 

ROFLing.

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cecht
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I got home to see my kids

I got home to see my kids have been on eBay all day.

        If they're still there tomorrow, I'll lower the price.

Ideas are not fixed, nor should they be; we live in model-dependent reality.

Kavanagh
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A shark could swim faster

A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.

Richard

RandyC
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My paper airplane won't fly.

My paper airplane won't fly. It's just stationary.

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Tom M
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RandyC wrote: My paper

RandyC wrote:

My paper airplane won't fly. It's just stationary.

I think I will fall back and pun(t).

Thank you that was a groaner.

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Tom M
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I remember a Rowan and Martin

I remember a Rowan and Martin Laugh In skit.

The Russian comedian said he would slide down a few poles and bounce a few checks...

 

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Tom M
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Kavanagh wrote: A shark

Kavanagh wrote:

A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.

Hmmm.... An amphibious shark would be quite startling.

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Tom M
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There should be a joke in

There should be a joke in here someplace.

Why was the comedian sheepish?

 

Because there was a goat in his stories someplace.

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Tom M
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The quality of mercy is not

The quality of mercy is not strained.

 

 

It should be diced...

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Tom M
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When you tell a joke on a

When you tell a joke on a mountain top.

 

It's downhill from there 

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