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GWGeorge007
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cecht wrote: Have you seen

cecht wrote:

Have you seen the movie Constipation?  Me either...
It hasn't come out yet.

I've got some Collace for you if you need it!  I certainly do!

.....Ugh.....!

George

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Tom M
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cecht wrote: Have you seen

cecht wrote:

Have you seen the movie Constipation?  Me either...
It hasn't come out yet.

 

 

loganlisle, on Instagram

Howl

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Kavanagh
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My friend's been ill in bed

My friend's been ill in bed for the past couple of weeks, so I went round today and took some DVDs and a bottle of wine.
Fingers crossed he won't notice they're gone.

Richard

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Kavanagh wrote: Follow me

Kavanagh wrote:

Follow me for more marriage tips!

Always :)

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cecht
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Last night, I handed my wife

Last night, I handed my wife a glue stick instead of the Chapstick...


   She still hasn't talked to me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

(loganlisle, on Instagram)

Ideas are not fixed, nor should they be; we live in model-dependent reality.

Jinkei
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There once was a stuttering

There once was a stuttering physics teacher. To this day, his students are wondering what exactly equals MC^2.

E pluribus unum

Tom M
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Ohhhh...

Ohhhh...

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

Tom M
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cecht wrote: Last night, I

cecht wrote:

Last night, I handed my wife a glue stick instead of the Chapstick...


   She still hasn't talked to me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

(loganlisle, on Instagram)

I wonder how this would translate on that "lipstick on a pig" comment a us politician once made?

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

Kavanagh
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Someone told me that pets

Someone told me that pets settle far better if you let them sleep at the end of your bed...
It's true, my goldfish hasn't woken up yet!

 

Richard

Tom M
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I worry about

I worry about my Insomnia.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It keeps me up at night.

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

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