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Tom M
Tom M
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Howling.....

Howling.....

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cecht
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I'm busting a gut over here!

I'm busting a gut over here!

Ideas are not fixed, nor should they be; we live in model-dependent reality.

Tom M
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A guy was drag racing a

A guy was drag racing a mid-engined sports car.

He "put his foot in the carburator".

 

And hurt himself.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hint: where is the carborator located compared to the driver?

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Tom M
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And to start the New Year of

And to start the New Year of 2022 how about some blond jokes?

 

I am told that they had to fire a blond elevator operator.

 

 

She couldn't learn the "route".    ;)

 

Tom M

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Tom M
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I believe in "shelf help"

I believe in "shelf help" books.    ;)

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Mike Hewson
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You should look at

You should look at Gravitation, the general relativity textbook/bible by Misner, Thorne and Wheeler from the  1970s. The paperback version weighs in at just under 3kg. So if you can't understand the book, then you'll have an excellent doorstop ! :-)

Cheers, Mike.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

Tom M
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Be

Be Alert!

 

 

 

 

 

What's a Lert?

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Kavanagh
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It's been confirmed a person

It's been confirmed a person in the south of England has contracted bird flu.
Time to sign up for the rooster jab.

Richard

Tom M
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My cat wants way... to much

My cat wants way... to much attention.

Maybe she needs a new hobby...

 

 

Could she take up reading?

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RandyC
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A BLT walks into a

A BLT walks into a bar.

 

The bartender says:

 

Sorry, we don't serve food here.

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