Humor Including Jokes, Puns, Shaggy dog stories etc.

Tom M
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Harri Liljeroos

Ah!

Over the hill?  What hill?  I don't REMEMBER any hill...
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Ardis
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A pastor, a priest, and a

A pastor, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a bar.  After a couple of drinks, they start talking about their physical characteristics, and the priest says, "so, Rabbit, what's your blood type?"  Rabbit says, "I think I'm a type O."

Tom M
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Ardis wrote: A pastor, a

Ardis wrote:

A pastor, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a bar.  After a couple of drinks, they start talking about their physical characteristics, and the priest says, "so, Rabbit, what's your blood type?"  Rabbit says, "I think I'm a type O."

PUN!! It took me a little while to get. So it was One of the best kind. A delayed reaction pun.

Tom M

Over the hill?  What hill?  I don't REMEMBER any hill...
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Kavanagh
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My wife thinks she's a

My wife thinks she's a chicken. I would look for a cure but we need the eggs.

Richard

Tom M
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What is the difference

What is the difference between a caffeinated joke and a regular joke?

 

 

 

The cafeinated joke is more stimulating? 

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GWGeorge007
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Tom M wrote: Ardis wrote: A

Tom M wrote:

Ardis wrote:

A pastor, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a bar.  After a couple of drinks, they start talking about their physical characteristics, and the priest says, "so, Rabbit, what's your blood type?"  Rabbit says, "I think I'm a type O."

PUN!! It took me a little while to get. So it was One of the best kind. A delayed reaction pun.

Tom M

I'm glad you got it, Tom, but could you let me in on it.  I don't get it...  Oh, don't bother.  If you have to explain it, it is no longer funny.

George

Tom M
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GWGeorge007 wrote: I'm glad

GWGeorge007 wrote:

I'm glad you got it, Tom, but could you let me in on it.  I don't get it...  Oh, don't bother.  If you have to explain it, it is no longer funny.

Ummm..... how about rabbit -> rabbi and Typo?

 

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Tom M
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If you get egg all over your

If you get egg all over your face.

 

 

 

Is the Yoke on you?

 

Tom M

Over the hill?  What hill?  I don't REMEMBER any hill...
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (I've forgotten what that stands for.... ;)

 

 

 

 

Kavanagh
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Hello! Gordon’s Pizza?” “No

Hello! Gordon’s Pizza?”
“No sir, it’s Google’s Pizza”
“Sorry, I must have a wrong number”
“No sir, Google bought the pizza shop”
“OK. Here’s my order…”
"No problem sir, you want the usual?”
“The usual? How would you know? …you’re under new management…”
“According to our caller ID, on the last 12 occasions you ordered pizza with cheese, Sausage, thick crust…”
“Right…”
“…May I suggest this time you have ricotta, aragula and dried tomato?”
“No, I hate vegetables”
“But what about your high cholesterol?”
“My high cholesterol? How would you know?”
“Through the Subscribers Guide. We have the results of your blood
tests for the last 7 years”
“I don’t care, I already take medicine. Give me my usual”
“But you haven’t been taking your medicine. You last purchased a box of 30 and that was 4 months ago at Drugsale Network”
“I bought more from another drugstore”
“It’s not showing on your credit card…”
“I paid in cash”
“But you didn’t withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement”
I have another source of cash”
“It’s not showing on your last Tax Return, unless you got it from an undeclared income source…”
“Go to HELL! No more Google, Facebook, twitter, WhatsApp or bloody pizza! I’m going to a deserted island with no Internet, no cell phones and no one to spy on me!”
“I understand sir, but you will need to renew your passport, your old one expired 5 weeks ago…”

Richard

Tom M
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I wonder if that is what it

I wonder if that is what it would look like to have a personal relationship with God and it turns out She is a stereotype of a Jewish Mother?

Tom M

Over the hill?  What hill?  I don't REMEMBER any hill...
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