Humor Including Jokes, Puns, Shaggy dog stories etc.

mikey
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A one humped camel married a

A one humped camel married a two humped camel and they had a baby that had no humps. What did they name the child?

Humphrey.

Tom M
Tom M
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I asked and you delivered...

I asked and you delivered...

People before Prophets (or Profits as the case may be...)

 

Kavanagh
Kavanagh
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I bought one of those smart

I bought one of those smart light switches, but it was too clever for me...

So I replaced it with a dimmer switch.

Richard

RandyC
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Nihilist jokeA teenage boy is

Nihilist joke

A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.

Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers

 

Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office, but he’s patient and gets the job don

 

Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there’s no punchline.

 

 

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Mike Hewson
Mike Hewson
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LOL. I think therefore I'm

LOL. I think therefore I'm not.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter. Blaise Pascal

Kavanagh
Kavanagh
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Missing someone is a terrible

Missing someone is a terrible feeling.


Just ask any sniper

Richard

RandyC
RandyC
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Kavanagh wrote: Missing

Kavanagh wrote:

Missing someone is a terrible feeling.


Just ask any sniper

Yeah, might be cause for termination

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Tom M
Tom M
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RandyC wrote: Kavanagh

RandyC wrote:

Kavanagh wrote:

Missing someone is a terrible feeling.


Just ask any sniper

Yeah, might be cause for termination

Groan!!!

Please don't start on "Dead baby jokes" or anything funny about meat hooks!!!!  :)

Tom M

 

People before Prophets (or Profits as the case may be...)

 

Kavanagh
Kavanagh
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Doctor:  just try to avoid

Doctor:  just try to avoid eating anything fatty.

Patient: What like sausage and chips?

Doctor: No fatty. Just try to avoid eating anything.

Richard

Harri Liljeroos
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