Humor Including Jokes, Puns, Shaggy dog stories etc.

RandyC
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My favorite memory from

My favorite memory from childhood is:

 

Having all that energy

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Tom M
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And optimism?

And optimism?

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RandyC
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Tom M wrote: And

Tom M wrote:

And optimism?

Yeah, talk about a downer...

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robl
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optimism these days is

optimism these days is elusive.  at least for me.  but you gotta keep on keepin on.

Tom M
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I visited my Dental Hygienist

I visited my Dental Hygienist yesterday.

 

 

Afterward, I had numbling to say. 

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Kavanagh
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I've got a new job as a

I've got a new job as a guillotine operator - I'll beheading there shortly.

Richard

Tom M
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Kavanagh wrote: I've got a

Kavanagh wrote:

I've got a new job as a guillotine operator - I'll beheading there shortly.

Do you think your new job will cause you to suffer from separation anxiety?  ;)

Tom M

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Gary Roberts
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Tom M wrote: Kavanagh

Tom M wrote:

Kavanagh wrote:

I've got a new job as a guillotine operator - I'll beheading there shortly.

Do you think your new job will cause you to suffer from separation anxiety?  ;)

Tom M

No, his biggest concern is running out of wicker baskets!

Cheers,
Gary.

Tom M
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Sometimes context is

Sometimes context is everything in Humor.

For instance Yogi Berra apparently once said: "When you come to a fork in the road, take it".

 

 

Now that sounds pretty funny.

I read a story later that said on the route to Yogi Berra's home there was a fork in the road.  It didn't matter if you took the left or right fork.  Both would lead you to Yogi's house.

;)

 

 

 

37. It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility.

 

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Tom M
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Anyone here like "Tom

Anyone here like "Tom Swifty's"?

Something like "I just ran around the field", he said pantingly.

Or

"I just can't catch my breath after having Covid-19", he said gasping.

 

Tom M

 

 

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